Have a Laugh while You're Waiting

• Would Transformers buy life insurance … or car insurance?
• Question: What do accountants use for birth control? Answer: Their personality.
• An actuary, an underwriter, and an insurance salesperson are riding in a car. The salesperson has his foot on the gas, the underwriter has his foot on the brake, and the actuary is looking out the back window telling them where to go.
• My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.
• Q. How many actuaries does it take to change a light bulb? A. How many did it take last year?